I have two left feet.
(Bandits exit sadly, playing a slow, defeated “bum-bum-bum.”)
And so Ali Baba learned: the best treasure isn’t gold — it’s not having to listen to bad bongo solos.
No! Our weakness!
(Cave opens. Cassim runs out, wearing bongo drums as ear muffs.)
It sounds like you’re looking for a based on a playful or parody title — "Ali Baba and the Bongo Bandits" — likely for a school play, puppet show, or camp performance. While I can’t directly provide a PDF file, I can give you a full, original short script that you can copy into a Word/Google Doc and save as a PDF yourself.
(The BONGO BANDITS enter, playing bongos badly. CHIEF carries a giant bongo.) ali baba and the bongo bandits script pdf
(grabs a sack) I’ll take everything. Even the bongos.
(He takes a bag. Drums start playing by themselves. He runs out shouting “Bongosamé!” Cave closes.) CASSIM: You? Rich? Did you find a magic vacuum cleaner?
(chanting) Bongo-bongo-bing-bam-BOOM!
A what?
(BONGOS enter.)