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In Defense of the English Muffin (And Why You’ve Been Saying “Ben Dover” Your Whole Life)

Let’s get one thing straight right now. I am not talking about a gentleman from across the pond who performs questionable comedy routines. I am talking about —the nookiest, cranniest, most unfairly slandered bread product in the history of the breakfast aisle. ben dover english muffins 1

The Ben Dover joke is old, lazy, and disrespectful to a breakfast icon that has shown up for us every single morning. The English muffin doesn’t need to be funny. It needs to be toasted. It needs to be buttered. And for the love of all that is holy, it needs to be fork-split . In Defense of the English Muffin (And Why

So next time you’re at the store, don’t ask for the joke. Ask for Thomas’. Take them home. Treat them right. And when that first crunchy, buttery, nook-filled bite hits your tongue, you’ll realize: the only joke here is how long you’ve been eating boring toast. The Ben Dover joke is old, lazy, and

The English muffin wasn’t actually born in England—at least, not the version we know. An Englishman named Samuel Bath Thomas emigrated to New York in 1874 and opened a bakery. He invented a “toaster crumpet,” which was denser, more fork-split-friendly, and had those legendary craggy crevices. By 1880, the Thomas’ English Muffin was born. No Ben. No Dover. Just butter traps.

Let’s fix that. And while we’re at it, let’s give these griddled circles of joy the respect they deserve.