(long pause) That’s not your friend anymore.

I’m scared to ask.

The same one he uses to mock his own viewers. Anyway, he finally speaks. You know what he says?

No. That’s Bitch Boy V1. The final beta. And he’s ready for release. If you meant something else — like a song parody, gaming meme, or even a script for a short film — just let me know and I’ll rewrite it to fit the tone you want.

(nods slowly) That’s the prototype. Version 1.0. But last night… he upgraded.