Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript Page

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The green gas hits the glowing bread. The bread twitches. Then it grows a tiny, moldy arm and waves.

Whoa. Is that the “super-duper-ultra-mega-no-refunds” emergency alert?

Ooh! Pass the butter of victory!

GAH! TOO... MUCH... DAIRY... It freezes solid.

They’re not breadwinners... they’re... BREADEATERS!

Reads the order slip. “One loaf of experimental Bio-Yeast Bread. Do not expose to moonlight. Do not feed after midnight. Do not— ah, who reads instructions?” Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript

They knock on the rusty door. It creaks open. No one is there. On a conveyor belt sits a single, glowing green bread loaf. It pulses like a heartbeat.

They both laugh as the screen freeze-frames on their messy, crumb-covered faces.

Grabs the toast. Deuce... we’re Breadwinners. We deliver bread. We don’t fight it. Pause. Unless it tries to eat us first. THE END The green gas hits the glowing bread

After a late-night delivery to an abandoned yeast factory, SwaySway and Buhdeuce accidentally create a sentient, moldy loaf that turns other bread into zombie-like creatures. Now, they must save Pondgea from a "breadocalypse." [SCENE 1: THE DUDE CAVE – NIGHT]

The Duck Truck is parked. SwaySway and Buhdeuce are asleep in their rocket-bunk beds. SwaySway is snoring breadcrumbs. Buhdeuce is sleep-quacking.

A LOUD FROM THE BREADPAGER.

SwaySway grabs Buhdeuce and they super-boost-kick the frozen colossus into the giant oven statue.

Buhdeuce pulls out a stale bagel and a half-empty tub of expired cream cheese from his feather-pouch.