Cookie Monster File

Hello, friends. It is me, Cookie Monster. You know, blue guy. Round eyes. Slightly furry. Very passionate about baked goods.

Me say: Better? Than cookie? That is scientifically impossible.

Me brain say: They cool enough.

Me hand say: Pick it up.

OM NOM NOM.

Posted by Cookie Monster on Wednesday, 11:47 AM

Three... two... one...

Okay, me done being wise. Me have fresh batch coming out of oven RIGHT NOW.

— Cookie Monster (Currently wearing powdered sugar as cologne) If you see me eating a carrot? No you didn't. That was a green cookie. Very rare. Cookie Monster

But me friend say: No, Cookie. Let them cool. They taste better.