Doofy--39-s Projects Review

The machine works 60% of the time, every time. The other 40% of the time, it mistakes a gray sock for a cat and fires it across the room at 40mph. We have found three socks on the roof.

A small, octocopter drone programmed with a flight path to the fridge, a magnetic gripper for the handle, and a weight sensor calibrated specifically for a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Doofy--39-s Projects

The answer is yes.

The FAA has been called. Not by us—by the neighbor who saw a flying robot steal a stick of butter from his windowsill. The drone returned with the butter, a jury summons, and no sandwich. The machine works 60% of the time, every time