El grinned. “That’s the most beautiful disaster I’ve ever heard.”
“That’s the look,” Dumplin’ replied, adjusting the strap of her bright pink, one-shouldered dress. The dress was a miracle. She’d found it in the back of her late Aunt Lucy’s closet, sandwiched between a velvet robe and a pair of cowboy boots with actual rattlesnake skin. Aunt Lucy—or Lucy, as she’d insisted everyone call her—had been the undisputed, plus-sized queen of the Clover City pageant circuit back in the 90s. She’d never won the crown, but she’d won every single “Miss Congeniality.” People remembered her laugh longer than they remembered the winner’s name.
When they called “Willowdean Dickson,” her legs turned to oatmeal.
That night, Dumplin’ sat on the roof of her house, the way she and Lucy used to do. The pageant crown was still on its velvet pillow inside, unworn. But pinned to her t-shirt was the little girl’s pageant number: #43, scribbled on a piece of notebook paper. The girl had torn it off and handed it to her in the parking lot. Dumplin-
She walked out anyway. Not a sashay, not a waddle. A walk. One foot after the other. She felt every eye in the audience: the snicker from a group of cheerleaders in the second row, the polite, worried smile of her mother (the former pageant queen who had never quite forgiven the world for giving her a “big-boned” daughter), and the quiet, steady nod from El, who had snuck a bag of barbecue chips into the auditorium.
Not a mean laugh. A real one. It came from a little girl in the front row, a girl with pigtails and a face full of freckles, who was clutching a pageant program. The girl’s mother tried to shush her, but the girl just laughed harder, a bright, bell-like sound.
That was the legacy Dumplin’ was reaching for. Not the tiara. The laugh. El grinned
By the time she finished, the auditorium was silent for one long, glorious beat. Then the little girl started clapping. Her mother joined in. Then El, who stood up and whistled. And slowly, like a wave rolling in, the rest of the audience clapped too. Not the polite golf-clap of pageant judges. A real, messy, grateful clap.
Dumplin’ raised the kazoo to her lips.
Dumplin’ caught her eye and winked. She played on, even worse than before. She added a little shuffle dance step. Her dress strap slipped. She didn’t fix it. She’d found it in the back of her
The dressing room mirror at the Bluebonnet Pageant Hall was a notorious liar. It added ten pounds, flattened your smile, and made every sequin look like a sad, lonely dot. Willowdean “Dumplin’” Dickson knew this mirror well. She’d been avoiding it for seventeen years.
And then, a miracle. A laugh.
“You look like a flamingo that just lost a fight with a cotton candy machine,” said her best friend, El, from the neighboring stall. El was already laced into a silver gown, looking like a elegant astronaut.
“What, then?” El asked, peeking over the stall door. Her eyes widened. “Is that… a kazoo?”
The first note was a squawk. A few people winced. The head judge’s pen froze. But Dumplin’ didn’t stop. She leaned into the squawk. She played “Yellow Rose of Texas” like it was a symphony, missing every other note, her cheeks puffing out, her whole body swaying with a rhythm only she could hear.