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Pixel nodded, already texting on a dog-bone-shaped phone. "Of course, Günter. Of course. Hundheit ."

But the real heavyweight was Wuff den Wuff (Bark the Bark), a singing competition where dogs howled covers of Rammstein. A three-legged Poodle mix named Wolfgang had won last year with a haunting rendition of "Du Hast." Free German Dog Porn

The nation, in this case, was the entire canine population of the Federal Republic of Germany. And the event was the 47th annual Telepaws Awards, the Oscars of Hundefunkschau —German Dog entertainment.

The studio audience of impeccably groomed Schäferhunds and pampered Maltese sat in rapt silence. "And the Golden Squeaky Toy goes to… Das

The audience gasped. A fight nearly broke out between the Leberwurst sponsors and a delegation from Feline Industries.

Günter sighed, staring into his broth. "Tell them I'll do it," he said quietly. "But only if the climactic rescue scene is historically accurate to the Weimar Republic." Hundheit

"I would like to thank my producer," Helga woofed into the mic. "And to finally reveal the answer to our investigation: yes, squeaky toys are made by cats. It's a plot to overstimulate us. We have the documents."