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Fiona reads each one with the patience of a saint and the scrutiny of a hawk. User420: "Mama, I didn't go to the gym today. I feel weak."

[Leans into the mic, voice dripping with velvet venom] "User420. Look at me. You are not weak. You are tired. There is a difference. Put on your sneakers. Do five jumping jacks. Right now. I'll wait." Goddess-Fiona - YourFavoriteMommy- Mama Fiona -...

If you have to ask who she is, you haven’t been paying attention. And if you haven’t been paying attention, she isn’t angry. She’s just... disappointed . To understand Mama Fiona, you must first dismantle your idea of what a "goddess" is. We are used to the unattainable: the ice queen on a pedestal, the harsh dominatrix with a leather whip. Fiona rejects that. Fiona reads each one with the patience of

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