He-s Just Not That Into You File

We’ve all been there. It’s 11:47 PM on a Saturday. You’re sitting on your couch in your favorite ratty sweatshirt, phone face-up on the cushion next to you, brightness on max. You’ve already refreshed Instagram, cleaned out your email spam folder, and organized your spice rack by color.

So, you do what any rational, intelligent, emotionally mature woman does: You open Google. He-s Just Not That Into You

So, turn off your phone. Put on your favorite record. Eat the ice cream. And let that man go find someone else to ignore. You’ve got better things to do than be an option. We’ve all been there

You deserve a “Hell yes.” Not a “Maybe, let me check my schedule.” cleaned out your email spam folder