L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -v1.0... Now

L-li slurped a noodle. “Where’s the Wi-Fi?”

“This is humiliating,” the Demon Lord muttered.

The Demon Lord, reduced to throwing an actual rock, missed. L-li picked up a nearby candlestick (non-magical, brass) and walked forward. L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

L-li scratched his head. “The court mage says I have a condition. Something about ‘passive aura of magical entropy.’ Basically, your power sucks.”

“They slide right off,” she confirmed. “But so do healing spells. And buffs. And warm baths.” The Demon Lord, Malachar the Inevitable , was a creature of pure ego. He had nine horns, a cloak made of solidified screams, and a dramatic monologue that lasted forty-five minutes. L-li slurped a noodle

“They were abandoned. Mostly. Look, this is embarrassing for both of us. Just… go away. I’ll pretend I lost.”

“Enchanted weapon,” L-li noted. “Doesn’t work. Try a rock.” L-li picked up a nearby candlestick (non-magical, brass)

“Your power sucks,” L-li repeated.

Malachar’s eye twitched. He tried again. A wave of psychic agony erupted. L-li yawned.