Martha -- Stella -- Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed ... -

If you’ve ever watched a cheerleading competition and thought, “You know what this needs? Ritualistic dismemberment and confusing twin mythology,” then Martha / Stella: Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed is your cinematic spirit animal. For everyone else, this is 78 minutes of glorious, baffling, often boring carnage that plays like a fever dream written by a teenager who just discovered pagan forums.

Rating: ⭐½ (One and a half out of five stars) Martha -- Stella -- Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed ...

Naturally, they double down on their basket tosses. The result? The “Tribal Cheerleaders” (a clumsy term the film never defines) are systematically destroyed—one by snakebite, one by a collapsing pyramid, and two by what appears to be an angry badger painted with ochre. The climax involves Martha and Stella fighting each other with pompoms dipped in broken glass. If you’ve ever watched a cheerleading competition and