Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... -

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored?

(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you.

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them.

Someone has to teach these finance bros what rejection feels like. You do it for free. I call that a skill issue. Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

See you at the wharf, Randi.

You always do.

She thinks she’s the queen of Coconut Grove. Darling, Coconut Grove is where yachts go to retire . I run the docks where they launch . Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored

I’m guessing you meant either , Goddess Harper , or Goddess Harmony — or perhaps a drag/performance name like Goddess Harlett .

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.”

(sets glass down)

Randi. Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here?

She gave herself that name, by the way. No coronation. No council. Just a ring light, a rented cabana, and a Venmo request for “energy exchange.”

So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means. You don’t “cancel” someone here

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.