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Dinner was, predictably, a car crash. Lila praised Serena’s ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s Instagram. Mark accused Chloe of burning the yams (she hadn’t; he was just drunk). The toddler, Leo, began a sustained, high-decibel meltdown because his mashed potatoes were “too lumpy.”

Cora sat in her corner, eating a slice of her clay-like fruitcake, which she had secretly laced with a calming, non-psychoactive tincture of chamomile and skullcap. The pendulum was back in her pocket. Mistress Of Hypnosis Holidazed

“Traffic was a trance-state nightmare,” Cora said, kissing the air near Lila’s cheek. Her voice was soft, a little too rhythmic, the kind of voice that made you realize you’d been holding your breath. Dinner was, predictably, a car crash

Mark, who had been staring at the ceiling fan with a blissful, empty smile, obediently took a bite. “Wow,” he breathed. “It’s like… a yam from a dream.” The toddler, Leo, began a sustained, high-decibel meltdown

Seven heads lifted. But these were not the same people who had been snarling over the yams.

The annual Joule Family Christmas Eve dinner was a masterclass in performative joy. Silverware clinked against bone china like tiny, polite warning bells. Beneath the garlands of pine and the soft glow of beeswax candles, old resentments festered like uninvited guests.