Shrek.movie — New

Beat.

Fine. But no singing.

I still laugh at fart jokes.

He was never meant to be this comfortable.

Donkey. It’s 7 a.m. I just had my third oatmeal. new shrek.movie

PUSS IN BOOTS (grey-muzzled, wearing a tiny eye patch over one eye now, still dramatic) leaps onto the cart.

That’s the problem, baby! You’re on your third oatmeal . You used to eat knights for breakfast! But now? Now you’re one bad back away from ordering a walking stick from the QVC catalog for ogres. new shrek.movie

…that’s just accurate critique.

(without looking up from her book) Go, Shrek. new shrek.movie