DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12.
It looks like you’re trying to generate or request a specific with the title/format: "-NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -…" Since Pastebin often hosts raw text scripts for skits, animations, or YouTube sketches, here’s a short original script written in that style — a “weird strict dad” comedy scene, formatted for Pastebin-style sharing. Title: Weird Strict Dad – Bedroom Inspection Style: Short comedy skit Tone: Absurd, overbearing, strangely specific rules SCENE START
SON Please no.
DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed.
DAVE It’s a system , Steven.
DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner.
DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps.