Song 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics Hit Here
It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song.
My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" ) song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit
Here are the lyrics, followed by a concise review of its humor, structure, and utility. **(Spoken intro: "One of the most painful times of the year...") It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics
The Christmas bills (... "Visa, Mastercard..." ) song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit
The Salvation Army guy ( "I gave at the office!" )