It begins, as it must, with The God of Cookery . The disc is scratched from the hundredth re-watch of the "five-flavored ass piss shrimp" scene. You slip it into the player, and the Cantonese audio track crackles to life. The subtitles—those glorious, awkward, grammatically fractured subtitles—flash across the screen: "The heart is the most important ingredient." You know the English dub is terrible, but you watch it anyway because the cadence of Chow’s "What? What? What?!" is a language unto itself.
Scattered in the gaps are the older ones: Justice, My Foot! (a thin, budget case), Love on Delivery (the one where he pretends to be Bruce Lee), and the battered VCD-to-DVD transfer of The Magnificent Scoundrels . These are the deep cuts. The films where the comedy is raw, the dubbing is out of sync, and the plot falls apart in the third act. These are the films you show to a first-timer to see if they "get it." Most don't. stephen chow dvd collection
Why collect plastic discs in a digital world? Because Stephen Chow’s genius is physical. It relies on the pause button to catch the spit take. It relies on the slow-motion to decode the physics of a cartoon hammer hitting a real skull. It relies on the tactile act of pulling From Beijing with Love off the shelf at 2 AM when you need to laugh at a secret agent who uses a sunflower as a weapon. It begins, as it must, with The God of Cookery