"Never! You must defeat me in a conversation about honor first!"
"Oh my god, like, are you the chosen one? I can tell by your, like, aura or whatever. Wanna learn a forbidden technique that will definitely give you a nosebleed?"
"Victory is mine!"
Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him. the evil cult english dub
The leader, (dubbed by a man doing a terrible Sean Connery impression), holds the Dragon Saber.
"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"
"..."
"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?"
They fight. The sound effects are stock library punches ( WHAP! THUD! SQUEAKY TOY NOISE ). The monk loses.
The fight ends when Zhang Wuji accidentally trips over a rock. The Cult Master tries to gloat, but his wire harness snaps, and he flies into a wall. "Never
"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!"
"You have fallen into my trap!"
He learns the move in a montage of grunting and poorly looped dialogue. Wanna learn a forbidden technique that will definitely