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— Tom (First-Paw Account, dictated but not read)

Let me set the record straight from the start: the humans call it “chaos.” I call it Tuesday . -ToonXrole- Tom And Jerry Santa-s L...

The special has no dialogue. Only screams, squeaks, and the sound of a cast iron skillet hitting a feline skull. That is why it translates across every language. Whether you’re in Tokyo or Toledo, the sound of a mouse gluing a cat’s whiskers to a train set is universally understood as “Christmas.” — Tom (First-Paw Account, dictated but not read)

If you’ve ever watched the holiday classic Tom and Jerry: Santa’s Little Helpers —which is usually a compilation of our finest winter disasters, most notably the 1952 theatrical short The Night Before Christmas —you’ve seen the fur fly. But you haven’t seen the whole story. So, grab a saucer of milk, and let me walk you through the mechanics of our yuletide mayhem. That is why it translates across every language

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear a rustling in the walls. And I have a brand new anvil with a red bow on it.