Tucker And | Dale

Tucker and Dale had absolutely no business being on that mountain.

“The cellar floods every spring,” Tucker said. “It’s more of a mosquito sanctuary.” tucker and dale

The kid’s eyes went wide as dinner plates. “Stay back! I know your kind! You’ll use my skin for a lampshade!” Tucker and Dale had absolutely no business being

“So… no torture dungeon?”

Allison looked at the chainsaw. At the jar of pickled eggs. At the two most terrified, well-meaning faces she’d ever seen. And she started to laugh. tucker and dale