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And Maya knew: she was gonna mom. Not for likes. Not for views. Just for this.

Instead, she put the phone down. She sat on the floor. She pulled Leo into her lap, marker and all. Video Title- I-m Gonna Fuck your Mom - PornXP

She had the phone in her hand. She could film this. The comments would say “so precious” and “real tears” and the engagement would spike. And Maya knew: she was gonna mom

Then she accepted.

“You’re not just a mom,” Jax said during their first Zoom call. “You’re a lifestyle . ‘I’m Gonna Mom’ is a movement.” Video Title- I-m Gonna Fuck your Mom - PornXP

Maya wanted to say: It’s just me losing my mind in yoga pants.