Sam And Cat Matthew -

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy! sam and cat matthew

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. and you look very happy! (sighs

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. sam and cat matthew

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?