Scary Movie 1 Dual Audio -

“Then let’s mess him up,” Brenda said, and she pressed every button at once.

Then the killer turned. He wasn’t looking at the girl on screen. He was looking out . Through the fourth wall. At Brenda and Cindy.

Cindy fumbled with the remote. The audio swapped. Suddenly, the killer was speaking French in one ear, Japanese in the other. He stumbled, confused, holding his head. On screen, he started doing the macarena against his will. Scary Movie 1 Dual Audio

Brenda grabbed Cindy’s arm. “Switch the channel. Switch it!”

Cindy looked at the plastic knife in her hand. “Dual audio is scary, Brenda. Real scary.” “Then let’s mess him up,” Brenda said, and

Brenda stood up. “No, no, no. The dub is directing the movie.”

In the left speaker, the dumb blond screamed in English: “I’ll be right back!” He was looking out

In the other track, he sighed: “Now we have to kill the audience. It’s in the dual audio contract, clause seven.”

They ran out into the night, leaving the broken theater behind. Behind them, the screen flickered one last time. In English, it played the end credits theme. In Hindi, it laughed.